Conversations with my Two-Year-Old

About once a week, I look over my facebook (because, really, who doesn't have facebook nowadays?) and gather up all the cute sayings or conversations that I have with my toddler. As she is just getting a grasp of the English language, some of her phrases come out a little....skewed. Hilarious? Most definitely. Now, without further adieu, here is "Talkative Thursdays!"

Mommy- “Ciara, count to ten!”

Ciara- “One, two, pickle, three is pretty, bibbles!”

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After successfully getting my hot pink sunglasses to fit on her face, Ciara looked at me with a giant grin and declared "Momma! I'm a dragon!"

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"What happened, Ciara?" Asked after she got soap in her eye at bath-time.
"Sissy stabbed me in the eye!"

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"What do you want for dinner?"
"Pickles!"
"Well, would you like pickled with your dinner?"
"No. Shredded pickle pickles!"

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Conversation of the morning, on the way to work.

"Mama! The moon is stabbing my eye!"
"No, Ciara, that is the sun."
"No Mama, that is the moon."
me "Ciara. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and that is the sun."
"Poopoo, Daddy!"

... and that ended it. Thus, I have realized that all arguments can be ended with the word "Poopoo".